April 27, 2006
On War…
April 20, 2006
How stupid can you get?
"THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY OF THE DALLAS FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF DALLAS, GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY. THANK YOU, RONNIE DARNELL BELL."
-Note handed to a security guard by the would-be robber (who was quickly arrested)
April 18, 2006
Christianity for the masses
From the teen oriented Bible "Revolve," intended to appeal to teen girls:
"The fire of God's love burns out the sin the same way the hot steam routs the dirt out of your pores."
April 4, 2006
Stolen Jokes
How do you eat DNA Speghetti? With a replication fork!
What do you call a cyclical iron structure? A ferrous wheel!
What did the primary antibody say to the secondary antibody? Get off my back!
So two atoms are walking down the street when one says, "Hey! I just lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the first replies, "I'm positive!"
April 1, 2006
Stopping cars in Austin
No it's not what it sounds like. It was only 7:30 pm, we were dressed very conservatively, and we were nowhere near sixth street :-p
So, Austin has terrible drivers. I thought Houston was bad, but this was unbelievable. They round corners like the devil's after them, and they accelerate like the guys in the race cars on ESPN. It was crazy. We were crossing a street, when the crosswalk guy showed us a white walking guy, mind you, and out of the middle of nowhere comes this guys trying to make a right turn, into us! So, we stop and give him the deer in the headlights look, he emergency brakes (because he did NOT brake before rounding that corner when he had a red light), and the car behind him rams into his left tail light, smashing it to bits.
And we walked off to see the Congress street bats, thankful that while we technically caused the accident, we were not responsible because we were crossing legally (a lesson to all of you jay-walkers out there!).
Cheers!
Whispers 